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Jeff Foxworthy-Redneck Fashion Tips Part 2
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Jeff Foxworthy-Redneck Fashion Tips Part 1
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Just got back from Cedar Point and thought this would be appropriate after all the gross people I saw there. Enjoy!

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  • @cruisematt8585
    @cruisematt8585 19 годин тому

    I am southern. I am fat. I am too old to wear certain clothes and I still find all of this hilarious. We need to lighten up

  • @user-nw5ml7lr2b
    @user-nw5ml7lr2b 18 днів тому

    @4:19 😮😮😮😮😮!!!!!!! I know for a fact he stole that joke from a woman!!!!!!! Except she said it about a lipstick print on a cigarette butt!!!!!!!! 😮😮😮 but completely same joke!!!!!!! I remember being a little girl, and listening to it!!!!!

  • @user-nw5ml7lr2b
    @user-nw5ml7lr2b 18 днів тому

    Sooooooo @2:19 wtf ?????? What happened to the u might be a redneck????? 😮😢

  • @kenbyers8036
    @kenbyers8036 25 днів тому

    Lmaorotf

  • @nonzerosum-my3hx
    @nonzerosum-my3hx Місяць тому

    When I was a kid, you would get expelled for pulling your pants down, and nobody thought you were cool, just mental.

  • @AnnetteHarness
    @AnnetteHarness Місяць тому

    Laughed so hard @ parts 1 & 2 I wet my pants!!😂😂

  • @susanhowell6838
    @susanhowell6838 Місяць тому

    He's awesome❤

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Місяць тому

    I don’t like tattoos and I agree they’re not for everybody

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Місяць тому

    I agree with him on the old women. Do not need to wear anything that says juicy on it

  • @eilenekellogg-ki2br
    @eilenekellogg-ki2br Місяць тому

    Bet it was a black women.

  • @williamjones3462
    @williamjones3462 Місяць тому

    A woman arrives at the Emergency Dept. with a gunshot wound to the knee. When asked she said "I was trying to commit suicide". Puzzled they asked why the knee injury. She had asked a close friend how to commit suicide. The friend said point it at your left nipple and pull the trigger.

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 Місяць тому

    One of the funniest, most family-friendly successful comedians of all time. Been a fan of his since I first heard "Party all night" back in the day.

  • @ray-eq6jl
    @ray-eq6jl Місяць тому

    weed isn't no drugs weed is actually a medicine and if those days ever repeats itself and there's wanters with there paints that for down either there wanters and are somebody's bitch's either way I don't want to see that and the new 2000 really fake soft emotion feelings fake genoration might just be I'm crying he hurt my feelings 😂😂😂😂😂 oh well 😂

  • @rphntw1n
    @rphntw1n Місяць тому

    “It’s just Walmart” is a very common phrase in Arkansas.

  • @alexlorenz4103
    @alexlorenz4103 2 місяці тому

    This for you younger folks out there. IF YOUR MOTHER STILL DRIVES YOU TO SCHOOL, YOU AIN'T NO GANGSTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @sigurdurmarolafsson4183
    @sigurdurmarolafsson4183 2 місяці тому

    I used to live in Oklahoma and he is right!!!! Go to WM after midnight during a weekend!!😂😂😂😂

  • @markdelcheccolo9191
    @markdelcheccolo9191 2 місяці тому

    I have 3 tattoos and I'm 64 and they still look the same as when I got them at age 17 but everybody's different but I'll never understand why would anyone (Guys and Girls) want to get tattoos from the neck on down and when I see this I can't help but say something like "Did you ever think about when you get old that nobody is gonna be able tell what those things are on your body and if you have face tattoos then good luck trying to find a job." I can understand 1, 2 or even 3 nice tattoos that vary in size that's on your upper arm or on your shoulder blade but when you start getting them on your neck, your face, the back of your hand or on your fingers that's where I say "Oh Hell No" and I have seen them or I might say "Let me guess.. You just got out of prison ?"

  • @xanderkane9202
    @xanderkane9202 2 місяці тому

    If your skirt or your shoes match the colour of your varicose veins, then you need tights/pantyhose!

  • @blackcat3785
    @blackcat3785 2 місяці тому

    everytime i see this it blows me away!!!funny as hell,he's one of a kind

  • @user-yl5sq1eb4r
    @user-yl5sq1eb4r 2 місяці тому

    I went to a restaurant called Bulimia’s. The food was okay, but the line at the bathroom was amazing.

  • @nancygriggs9714
    @nancygriggs9714 2 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nancysmith2874
    @nancysmith2874 2 місяці тому

    Love him no cussing

  • @diannedavis7660
    @diannedavis7660 2 місяці тому

    He's definitely a fashion expert 😅

  • @diannedavis7660
    @diannedavis7660 2 місяці тому

    Also. They have to flash their tattoos 😅

  • @diannedavis7660
    @diannedavis7660 2 місяці тому

    I totally agree 😅 Some of the reasons I hate going to Walmart 😅

  • @brianburgess3231
    @brianburgess3231 2 місяці тому

    Do you think the walk zoomers will understand if their family tree does not fork? . Perhaps that's how they got to be woke zoomers . holy moly

  • @Jimi_T_Rex
    @Jimi_T_Rex 2 місяці тому

    ... when you're young & your skin is taunt. 😂 Classic! Who's gonna tell him?? 🤭

  • @johnbeckman492
    @johnbeckman492 3 місяці тому

    So many need to say "no" to spandex

  • @gothard5
    @gothard5 3 місяці тому

    Definitely agree with the first one. Grade school girls should not be wearing tiny little short shorts.

  • @SAM-dm5qg
    @SAM-dm5qg 3 місяці тому

    😁

  • @susanhowell6838
    @susanhowell6838 4 місяці тому

    He's awesome I so needed this laughed so hard thankyou your great❤

  • @donaldboyer8182
    @donaldboyer8182 4 місяці тому

    Or the hummingbird looks like an owl. Is it the lighting or does he look like his fly is open?

  • @patirvin-bz9pg
    @patirvin-bz9pg 4 місяці тому

    If a woman gives birth 5 or more times, she can wear anything she damn well pleases

  • @bonnienoble-jones4380
    @bonnienoble-jones4380 4 місяці тому

    I am very disappointed in him. I never thought he would go so low as making fun of overweight people. Often times it a medical issue but people feel its okay to make fun of them,because of course they have no feelings

  • @yonu5983
    @yonu5983 4 місяці тому

    I met her on the CB, Sounded like an Angel had come to Earth. But when I went to see her she three three times girth with a Buddha Belly and Breasts down to her feet. (Credit The Simpsons Songs)

  • @patricialynn6280
    @patricialynn6280 4 місяці тому

    I am sooo glad I grew up in the 70's 80's 90's!!! We had the best times, the world was a COMPLETELY different world, so much better...safer, if you were offended, you cried to your mom and she smacked ya!! Walked everywhere til 17 if you were lucky to get a car, we used pay phones and reversed the charges..it was great

    • @davidblanchard9506
      @davidblanchard9506 4 місяці тому

      Man I agree. I grew up in the 70s and there was no cell phones or computers. God I miss them days. And back then you could smoke a cigarette in the stores without people complaining I'm from Maine and back in the day you can walk through the mall and smoke and nobody said a word.

  • @markgeorge5536
    @markgeorge5536 4 місяці тому

    If you voted for Trump . . . . . . . you're a redneck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisbond6406
      @chrisbond6406 4 місяці тому

      And smart!

    • @markgeorge5536
      @markgeorge5536 4 місяці тому

      @@chrisbond6406 There's a reason Trump said "I love the poorly educated." You fit right in there 🤣🤣

    • @chrisbond6406
      @chrisbond6406 4 місяці тому

      @@markgeorge5536 makes two of us Marky! 😁

    • @markgeorge5536
      @markgeorge5536 4 місяці тому

      @@chrisbond6406 Sorry Chris, not a Trump supporter & I wasn't educated in the USA. Not even American. What I don't do is vote out of fear, but reason and logic. Socrates said "voting in an election is a skill, not a random intuition. ... And like any skill, it needs to be taught systematically to people." Unfortunately for Americans, rednecks can't be educated.

  • @worms1
    @worms1 4 місяці тому

    what venue is this?

  • @Jeff-ge9kt
    @Jeff-ge9kt 5 місяців тому

    Jeff taught us how to laugh at ourselves.

  • @patriciajrs46
    @patriciajrs46 5 місяців тому

    He is so funny!! Oh my.!! That's why you don't undo that button unless you're in the bathroom.

  • @beccas.7762
    @beccas.7762 5 місяців тому

    I went to Walmart yesterday. Can confirm that some people need to pay attention.

  • @cahmad1234
    @cahmad1234 5 місяців тому

    What’s really sad is that comedy as tamed as this would have a certain group of people going after it today in 2024 calling for it to be removed or even trying the cancel foxworthy. It’s so sad we can’t even laugh anymore or just make some jokes thats not gonna hurt anyone without. We just have a really loud group of people out there that can’t seem to take a joke without freaking out and calling for them to be canceled

  • @JudgeCommitee-ck5wq
    @JudgeCommitee-ck5wq 5 місяців тому

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  • @user-wc9fl6cf2q
    @user-wc9fl6cf2q 6 місяців тому

    He always makes me laugh until I cry.

  • @geraldspencer8679
    @geraldspencer8679 6 місяців тому

    I wonder how many people in the audience were actually offended by this bit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @michaelladarkangelsparkle9908
    @michaelladarkangelsparkle9908 6 місяців тому

    This routine is so criminally underrated its disgusting! 🙈🤣 gotta be one of the best STANDUP routines of all time! Along With great carlin pryor regan and Chappelle bits this kills and would still kill today!

  • @margaretcottingham5920
    @margaretcottingham5920 7 місяців тому

    Jeff Foxworthy is a treasure. His jokes never get old.😂

    • @mykal145
      @mykal145 3 місяці тому

      God Bless Him ❤

  • @user-tv5hg4zh3p
    @user-tv5hg4zh3p 7 місяців тому

    My little sister is an oral sex aholic bless her heart but she comes homes at 2:30 a.m. after a night out all sloop walking and tryen to talk all up in my face and I ask her girl why is your breath smeelin like that for. She says kind whammy jawd lime we the mints weren't included in the condom package.

  • @andreahales8525
    @andreahales8525 7 місяців тому

    Not me listening to this on the way home from Walmart in my slides, no bra, messy bun, T-shirt, and favorite chucky pajama pants! And to make matters worse, I live in Alabama AND work at said WALMART 😂

  • @JackedBlack88
    @JackedBlack88 7 місяців тому

    Ah shit. I might be a Redneck 😅